A story frm Sam Elliott

  Its good to share Texas standards regarding those that ain't like us. Shows we care.

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist

fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of

all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because

of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't

get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress,

I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.