Experience tells you.....

Experience tells you..

My standard briefing to a new husband is the following:
Each and every morning when you wake up, kiss your wife and
say I'm Sorry.

Why!

Yours is not to know why.... SHE DOES

THIS
IS NOT THE SAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN.

When your wife has a baby, particular if they let you watch
(only ever do this but once)...

Somewhere in this sterile delivery room, there comes a time when you and the Doctor are saying
"Push, Push, Push.... then it gets to Push it out, Push it out.. and then because its football season:
"Push um back Push um back...waaaay back"

About then as time begins to stop and you and the Dr can see the LSU Tigers running on the field,

SHE

Stands up in the stirrups, inside this green tent they call a gown, a red glow in her eyes... and points this boney finger straight at you and sez
"You did this to Me"
 Later
She tells you it feels like taking your lower lip in your hand and pulling it over the top of your head...

Four Years Later

"Don't you think its time for us to have a sister/brother for little Billy??"

 WELL

For a man, getting hit in the balls hurts.

But never

Does he say in four years

"Hit me in the balls again"

so it must be different, Thinks I