House Rules

Every house/home needs a basic set of rules for those that live there or visit. Use to be that those were established in the bring up, but sometimes it wern't. Then again, sometimes a little reminder is good to review.

• Visitors, inlaws and outlaws are welcome to this farm --- Just call first.
• Don't send your friends or relatives to look at our house without prior coordination. We are not an unadvertised attraction, don't give tours to passers by's...Its just our home.
• If you talk to a telemarketer, don't refer him/her/or it to us. We are on the state and national No Call List cause we don't want to talk to them.
• Don't send your Forrester out here ever.
• Do take a shower before 7pm as we go to bed early and don't like to be disturbed just because thats the way you do at your house.
• Do keep the TVs low after 8pm. This is a home, not a theater.
• The bed I sleep in may be the same one you spent long nighttime hours discussing things girls talk about when they are growing up. You are grown and I want to go to sleep. Get over it.
• The 4-wheeler is parked in a particular place for a reason. If you can't put it back where you got it from, you deserve to be told to move it back. Get your feeling on a stem if you want to. I'm OK with that.
• The "CAMP" is no longer the playhouse of yesteryear. Someone lives there.
• The recliner is pretty much "MY" seat. Please use the others when I'm home.
• Charlies dead
• We are not a bank & we don't lend money either.
• If you bring your next potential husband out here to see what U are gonna get someday, it may not work out.
• Don't haul one of the TV's in the main house to the Bunk House. If you break it, you bought it. If we wanted it there, we would have put it there.
• We live in the country, snakes live in the country...sometimes we meet.
• And that oldie but a goodie,
  
  In polite company its best not to talk about Religion, Politics, Sex and Money.