There I was, justa walkin down the street sangin do wa ditty, ditty dum ditty do

So there I was at 40,000 feet, upside down with half my parachute shot away and the other half on fire, in a snow storm, over the desert. What to do now, sez I? Then I remembered my Swiss army knife with the hundreds of blades, tools and perhaps something I had not seen. As the altitude decreased, I opened each blade in turn and speculated in a loud voice, "If you were falling thru the air at brake neck speed, what would this be good for"?.... Sometimes I answered, sometimes I didn't. Then it came to me in a flash...well, not really a flash as those bulbs had been outlaw'd a while back and the light was slower to come on...... Just when.....SPLAT

So there I was in a very deep hole in the desert, with snow in my boots. Are those Arabs I see looking down here. Sez, I "Hey, I ain't diggin no wells down here, so stop pointin those guns." What to do now, Sez I.

Well, here's what I did.....

If you believe that, no wonder you're broke.

Telling tall tales and other lies. Some folks just do that from time to time. Then there are those that do it all the time. I know some that will tell a lie when the truth is easier than ....well, the truth.

What makes folks that way? I know it ain't genetic as others with those jeans (Levi's) don't act that way. Remember the saying "I think they complain'th too much".... Starts you looking at why they are over doing it. Its almost the same every time. What they complain others are doing, is what they are doing themselves. Seem to believe the diversion still works. Remember BUSH did it. We must all be in the BUSH league and will until those that say that are gone... Then they will switch to "You can't blame that on us, those people have been in office since Monday".

Relatives are that way too sometimes. Grown people, with education, can believe its possible for one person to give another person cancer. How can you make a living with attitudes like that?

Obamalammadingdong convinced enough folks that he was not a radical just because he hung out with Bill Ayres, went to "to h... with America"...da rev Wright's church, every Sunday but never heard him say anything like that, can't find a birth certificate, can't find anyone that knew him thru all that schooling....on and on. Didn't Hitler get his start something close to this. Telling folks they don't see what they see, they see what he tells them they saw.